Too much for Heaven, too little for Hell...

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Yanno, I think that it's AMAZING when people are literally IN love with a band.  I understand how it feels.  I can say with complete and total confidence and pride that I am IN love with HIM.  And yes, such a thing is possible.  The feeling that silly band from the farthest corner of the Northern world gives me when I hear one of their songs is nothing short of magical.  When I see them in concert it is as close to a religious experience as one can have without being actually religious, LOL.  At least organized religion, anyway..........
HOWEVER-
If I see My Beloved Finnish God, Mr. Ville Hermanni Valo, Photoshopped to look like Snow White or Wonder Woman, guess what?  I DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!!!!  Why?  Because I have a fucking sense of humor!!!!!  If I see a pic of two of my favorite musicians Photoshopped to look like they are lying in bed together, guess what?  I don't give a flying fuck!!!!  Why?  Because it's A JOKE.  Now, I'm not gonna lie.....seeing someone, Ville Valo for example, kissing another boy makes me hot.  It just DOES.  It's like two for the price of one.  It's "taboo" and "forbidden" and deviates from the "norm".  It's the same damn thing for guys.  They get their jollies from seeing two hot chicks make out.  It is what it is.  Does that make them less of a human being than someone who doesn't like seeing two hot chicks make out?  Hell to the no!!!!!  Just like it doesn't make me less of a person by liking the thought of two beautiful men acting like idiots by grabbing each other's asses on stage.  "But he's a person, he's not a piece of meat, he's a person, all of you who like this are idiots!" some people say.  Bullshit!!!!  YES, they ARE people.  Damn right they are.  Wonderful, amazing, talented, beautiful, FAMOUS people.  They KNOW what they are doing.  No one is pointing a gun to their head saying "Alright, Gerard, go kiss Bert or BANG!"  That's recockulous.  So when I hear someone say "OMG!  (Insert famous person's name here) would be so angry if they saw what you guys are Photoshopping them to do!!"  I have to laugh my ass off.  Because I can guarantee they HAVE seen some of it.  And I can also guarantee that they, along with most of us, laugh hysterically over it!!!  And you know what else?  It's damn good PR.  With every picture and every story and every piece of fan art, they become that much more famous.  And what does fame in this instance mean?  Money!  And although money is the root of all evil, money also means success.  Money means that my favorite rock star in the ENTIRE known universe can buy his dream house in the English countryside.  Money means taking care of their families when they become too old to take care of themselves.  Money means funding the concerts that WE as fans ADORE to go to.  If I was famous (gimme time, people.  LMFAO!!!!  XD  ), I would be damn happy that there were people out there who loved me enough and thought enough of me to promote me, albeit in a rather unconventional way.  So, the next time one of you looks down your nose at me or one of my compatriots, think twice.  You are no better and no worse than I am.  And if you think that you are, the Universe will be MORE than happy to put you back in your place.
Thank you for taking the time to read this, and have a lovely evening.

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Instead of spewing your self-righteous bullshit all across the land, why don't you IGNORE something if you don't like it, hmm?  I mean, think of all of the stupid wasted energy you put out critiquing and nay saying.  Maybe, just maybe, you can use that energy to better the world, instead of pissing people off just because YOU think you're better than everyone else!  If I post something on here, half of the time it is SO NOT supposed to be taken seriously.  Do you really think that a pic of Ville Valo with a caption like "Look!  I'm a chimney!" is to be taken seriously?!  Get over yourselves!!!!  If you think I am a fan just because of how a person in the band looks, not only are you judging me without knowing a single fucking thing about me, but you're also making yourself look damn stupid by doing so.  Save yourself the bitching out you are gonna get, and save me the wasted time BY bitching you out, and IGNORE IT!!!!
Thank you, and have a beautiful day!  :-)

How annoying!  I don't think I would nearly as annoyed if it were actually a DECENT face, not this weird snarly thing going on.  Fucking obnoxious.

Sorry.

Bad evening.

NO, I am NOT homophobic.  I love a bi boy, so if I was that would be dumb.  I just think it's kinda odd.....like out of the blue or something.  I mean, of all the people in Hollywood, she was like the last person I would think of.
Anyway, just commenting.  No one is probably going to read this anyway, LOL.

Ladies and Gentlemen, we are gathered here today to say thanks for 616 Buzzies.  Without you, none of this would be possible.  *sniffs*  And it's just so damn beautiful that it's EXACTLY 616!  *SOBS*  I LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I know that *sniffles* Our Finnish Lord of Deliciousness and Leather Pantsness would be proud. *voice cracks*  Thank you all so much!!!!  *sobs some more*

Seriously, I don't know where I get this shit-



See, here's the big problem: you don't go looking for love. It goes looking for you. There you are, standing on the Sidewalk of Life and *POW!!!!!!!*, Love the Semi Truck pounds you into hamburger all over the street, people's yards, the Sidewalk, everything. And somehow, by the grace of the devil, you're able to get up and walk around. In fact, not only are you back in one piece, but you have NO idea what just happened.
And then Love the Semi Truck drives away.
And you're left alone.
And you feel like you've been hit again, but you realize that it's the ABSENCE of being hit which is causing so much ungodly pain and unbearable anguish.






Okay, I'm sorry, I'm gonna toot my own horn here and say that kicked major ass, LMFAO!!!!